Privacy Policy

We don't want to know anything about you. If there was a way to avoid collecting any information about you - we'd use it. Unfortunately, if you contribute something to the site and want us to be able to contact you, you pretty much have to give us an Email address.

If you do give us an Email address, we may use it to contact you. Or we may not.

We may protect your email address by keeping it under the mattress where we keep those rare magic cards we haven't looked at in years. But chances are we'll just lose it and forget about it, because we really don't want to know anything about you.

If you buy something from us, we will keep your information as safe as we can. Maybe even use a extra strong mattress. Seriously though, we won't sell or give away that information unless some smart lawyer or government agent pries it out of us, and we really can't see any reason for that to happen.

If you follow a link from our site to another, you're subject to their privacy policy. For all we know they can be spying on your every move. In fact, they're probably spying on our every move also - so you're in good company.